Hi, I'm Gloria — part caffeine, part curiosity, and 100% committed to avoiding small talk (unless it's about coffee, candles, crystals or a good book).

By day, I manage a household and 2 children, and by night, I pretend to be a responsible adult while Googling things like “how to fold a fitted sheet” or "Can turtles breath out of there butt".

I believe in good vibes, strong Wi-Fi, and doing work that actually makes people feel something (preferably something good — but I’ll settle for “mildly impressed”).

If you’re into smart ideas, creative solutions, and the occasional pun — we’ll get along just fine.